Internet slang I would like to start.
From LOL to STFU to ATM, the internet is full of fun acronyms that help us reduce our time communicating with fellow human beings to mere seconds a day! Here are a few more submissions for your approval.
“Price is Right Horns,” or PIRH
Nothing says failure like this sound. But what if you don’t want to take the time to link to an audio clip? Now you can simply write “PIRH,” and everyone will know that you are imparting the maximum amount of shame!
Me: How are you?
You: Not good, man. Denise just left me… She took the kids.
Me: PIRH
It even works on Twitter!
@grapesofrad Jay Leno is hosting The Tonight Show again. #PIRH
But wait, there’s more!
“Get Off My Lawn,” or GOML
- “Music today sucks.”
- “I remember POGs.”
- “Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?”
If you’ve said one or more of those things, that means you’re old and not cool anymore. Some people will desperately cling to their coolness (hipsters), others overcompensate (sluts/douchebags), while others will just let themselves go entirely (facebook moms). For the rest of us, those who are owning up to our burgeoning crotchety-ness, there is one phrase that lets every young punk know just who the hell they’re talkin’ to: “Get off my lawn.”
Now, everybody running up and down the block knows exactly how you feel about the de-planetization of Pluto, and so help them if they try to step just one foot of open mindedness anywhere near your lawn of stubbornness and distain for the unfamiliar.
