Apr
07
2010
3

WTF: Fake Prom

[OLD NEWS] Recently Mississippi’s Itawamba Agricultural High School canceled prom because Constance McMillen, a lesbian who wanted to dress in a tux and attend it with her girlfriend.

[NEW NEWS] To make up for it’s negative publicity the town threw two proms and invited Constance and two learning disabled students to the fake prom with 5 other attendees, while the real prom rocked on other side of town. (via current.com)

What. The. Fuck.

But hold on. How did this even happen? Like, how did not one person in that entire school tell this girl about the real prom?! Were they forbidden? Did everybody know they weren’t supposed to tell these 9 people? That’d be so messed up.

And what the hell are the teachers thinking? They made national headlines by telling this lesbian girl she couldn’t dress like a dude and bring another girl to the prom, so they made up a fake prom and told her to go there?! That’s completely insane. It’s like when golfers say they’re meeting on the 10th hole at 10:00 and the new guy shows up and the sprinklers go on, except this isn’t every movie I’ve ever seen about golf, and some poor girl is going to have a mental disorder when this is over.

These people are adults, and they should be completely ashamed of themselves. Who in their right mind wouldn’t want more girls at a party?! It’s completely ridiculous. I don’t care if one of them is wearing pants. It’s stupid, and they are stupid.

I’m just as mad for the retarded kids.

© 2012 Aaron Mason