10 Things I Learned in Shelton This Week
William and I spent the last few days in Shelton, WA, on a very unique type of spring break trip. I’m probably going to be talking about it at great length on this week’s podcast, but here is a quick list of some things that I brought back with me from my stay in the jewel of Mason County.
1. I’m fucking in & you’re fucking out.
2. Kenny Loggins has some messed up fans.
3. It is possible to put too much gravy on chicken fried steak.
4. I should never let my cats near Rob Dunlap.
5. Having a cell phone makes one a homosexual.
6. Pregnant women can rock a jacuzzi.
7. When you run into someone you know at the casino at 10:00 on a Tuesday morning (after a bloody mary), your mutual embarrassments cancel each other out.
8. With a little practice & a little booze, one can master hatchet throwing.
9. The term “open container” is subject to interpretation.
10. There are some really great people who live in Shelton.
Oh, and this was decorating the home where we stayed:
I think this is supposed to be a book-end.
Seriously, though, Will & I had the best time. A HUGE shout-out to everyone who hung with us while we were there; it was a blast! Very special thanks to Daniel & Cindy Parsons for having us over, and extra special thanks to Jon & Joanna Williams for letting us crash on their bunk beds for 2 nights & drink their booze. You guys are the best!